I really think I could get away with murder so if you’re a lawyer you should read this and agree to represent me cuz then I’ll go borrow a gun from my ex and go “hunting”

January 22nd, 2010 at 8:37 pm (I didn't die today, Mountain Dew is heaven in a bottle, addictions suck, people on my bus, things you don't do if you want to become an author)

It’s been a long day. We walked about 5 miles all total, but I got my check cashed, cell phone back on, got my Mountain Dew and tomorrow is cigarettes day.

So on our walk we went down this alley and passed a car with a bunch of bumper stickers on it. Ok, maybe not a bunch but there were 5 or 6 of them. They were all about tolerance and being understanding of people’s religion, stuff like that.

Except for these two:

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Now, I am in no way a feminist. But I AM a woman and I AM a person. So I admit I was quite offended by that first one. But then I read the second one and I decided that they were right, we should hunt each other, starting with whoever actually spent the money to buy that bumper sticker that says women aren’t people. Because, you know, I really think I could get away with killing the person in that car and my whole defense would consist of bringing these two bumper stickers in to court and showing them to the jury. I think the idiot is pretty much asking to get shot, don’t you?

So who wants to defend me?

1 Comment

  1. Dawn said,

    January 22, 2010 at 11:19 pm

    I would, but I’m no lawyer. Also, I thought that first sticker was funny, reminds me of Dee. But together, they are just trying to get themselves killed.

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