This is what you miss out on when you get sucked into the Amazing Race
February 25th, 2010 at 6:56 pm (I admit I'm spoiled, I didn't die today, everybody needs a Wren, proof that everyone is out to get me, things you don't do if you want to become an author)
I’m sitting in my bedroom writing today. I’ve been happy because I’m actually accomplishing something. Normally, when I’m writing, Wren stays downstairs and keeps the kids out of my hair, and will occasionally show up with a hot cup of coffee for me, made just the way I like it with hazelnut and caramel creamers and lots of sugar.
Today, though, he started watching the Amazing Race on his computer and I guess coffee didn’t cross his mind. I sent him text messages….that he never even saw because he was so into the show he didn’t hear his creepy phone talking to him. As far as I know, he STILL hadn’t seen them. But here they are, for all of YOU to see:
4:31pm - Coffee?
4:41pm - So is that a no on the coffee?
5:03pm - I want sex. Come and do me now.
5:11pm - So is that a no on the sex too?
5:26pm - You suck
5:30pm - I offer you sex in exchange for coffee and you ignore it. How rude.
5:39pm - What do I have to do for a cup of coffee around here? Offer you a strip tease?
5:40pm - A foot rub?
5:43pm - A blow job?
5:47pm - A threesome?
5:55pm - Seriously. What does a girl have to do to get a cup of coffee around here?
5:59pm - I’d offer to floss your cat but I don’t think that would do it for you.
6:06pm - Fine. I give up. I didn’t want coffee anyway. Jerkface.
Isn’t it fun to have a text message conversation with yourself? Hey, at least I lasted an hour and a half before I resorted to name calling.
Oh, and in other news, a killer whale killed somebody yesterday. Shocking.
Ok, back to writing.
MrsMessiness said,
February 25, 2010 at 7:06 pm
*snicker snicker snicker*
But.. did you ever get the coffee!?
Jennifer said,
February 25, 2010 at 7:17 pm
NO! I know. What kind of crap is that??
Oh well. At least he didn’t get his cat flossed either. And he won’t until I get my damn coffee!
Dawn said,
February 25, 2010 at 7:27 pm
hahaha
wren said,
February 25, 2010 at 8:01 pm
I will make coffee right after Survivor.
wren said,
February 25, 2010 at 8:01 pm
and you don’t even have to have sex with me for it (even though I would love sex too).
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